February 2012
257 posts
Me: *complaining about not being at the Mayday Parade concert*
My Mom: Come on, you go to so many concerts. Can't you live without seeing Mayday Parade?
Me: Yeah, I can live without seeing Mayday Parade...
Mom: Good, so ju-
Me: ... but without seeing Mayday Parade I'll be miserable at best.
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
thewhoreofgondor:
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “I don’t know how to drive this.”
friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
Underrated sad moment of Catching Fire
mrpink627:
Peeta looking at Katniss sadly the morning after Gale gets whipped.
He didn’t sleep all night, he baked his “competition” bread, he didn’t press his emotions on Katniss for being with Gale(like Gale does to Katniss on several occasions), he offered to take care of the person breaking his heart while katniss got some rest.
Peeta Mellark proving that he is better than all of us,...
